Justin Bieber Jokes
Justin bieber jokes
justin bieber jokes ( justin bieber question jokes)
- Q: What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty?
A: A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
- Q: What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?
A: They both want to be real boys.
- Q: Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar?
A: A Snickers bar has nuts!
- Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!
- Q: What does Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
- Q: What will happen if you call Justin Bieber gay?
A: He will slap you with his man purse.
- Q: What’s worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend’s bedroom?
A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.
- A teen girl walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has “Bieber Fever”
Doctor: Nope it is Herpes!
- Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.
- Q: How to make Justin Bieber cry?
A: Tell him Santa’s not real!
- Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!!
- Q: Why Justin Biebers use elevator most of the time ?
A: To reach puberty as soon as possible.
Justin Bieber Jokes (justin bieber facts jokes)
- Justin Bieber kept video of himself striping in YouTube, which caught the attention of gay manager and next day he became star.
- In next season of Disney’s Hannah Montana , Justin will be playing the role of Hannah Montana.
- Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.
- Justin Bieber can’t eat bananas because he cant find the zipper
- Puberty will hit Justin Bieber one day. LOL just kidding it’s rude to hit girls
- Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.
- Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.
- Justin Beiber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty .
- The Justin Bieber song “Baby” is the official theme song of Gay Association .
- Justin Bieber dolls have no man parts, nor does Justin Bieber
- In an interview with MTV News, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe said that when he heard Justin Bieber sing for the first time, he thought he was a woman. That’s ridiculous. Justin Bieber is not a woman. He’s a girl.
More Justin Bieber Jokes
- Daughter: Mom, my boyfriend and I are going upstairs to my room, ok ?Mother : OK guys, don’t do anything stupid. 5 minutes later.
Upstairs : Baby, baby, baby…ohhhhhhMother rushes upstairs.Mother: What are you guys doing ??!?!?!Daughter : Mom, can’t you see we are having sex ?Mother: Oh, thank God, I though you were listening to Justin Beiber.
- “Kid : Mom can I wear mini-skirt today ?Mom : No !
Kid : Can I wear lipstick?
Mom : No !
Kid : Can I wear high heels ?
…Mom : No !
Kid : But mom! I’m 17 years old !
Mom : I know Justin, I know …”
- There were three guys the 1st guy says, “I must have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says, “I must have the smallest arms in the world”. The Third says, “I must have the smallest penis in the world”. Then they go to the Guinness World Records and the 1st guy says, “I do have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says “I do have the smallest arm in the world” The Third barges in mad and says, “who the fuck is this Justin Bieber!”.
Justin Bieber One Liners jokes
- The awkward moment when Rihanna sees Justin Bieber and realizes she is not the only girl in the world
- Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber!
- Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born. He knew.
- Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron”
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